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The AUDACITY of Oblivion to just SIT THERE, looking all seductive while I'm trying to cram an entire semester's worth of code into my brain! 💀 The eternal struggle of every programmer – trying to focus on studying while that video game is basically SCREAMING your name from across the room. "Hey, remember all those side quests you never finished? Those NPCs are STILL waiting for you!" Meanwhile, my final exam is tomorrow and I haven't even figured out how to exit Vim yet. Priorities? WHAT PRIORITIES?!

Staring at two buttons labeled "userId" and "user_id" is like choosing between two identical bombs where only one won't explode your database. The cold sweat begins as you realize you've been inconsistent with naming conventions across your entire codebase for the last 5 years, and now you need to join these tables. Nothing like the sheer panic of wondering if you used camelCase or snake_case in that legacy module nobody's touched since 2018. Pro tip: standardize your naming conventions before you have 300,000 lines of technical debt and a drinking problem.

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Finally, a professor who speaks our language! The ultimate office hours protocol written in C-style syntax. Notice how there's no exception handling - just like real professors when you ask for an extension. And that Deal_With_Rejection() function? I've implemented that one countless times after code reviews. The best part is the default fallback: no matter what happens, you're probably getting a Come_Back_Later return value anyway. Ten years of engineering experience has taught me this algorithm is frighteningly accurate for human interaction in general.