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Content SENIOR DEV PUT IT IN BACKLOG JUNIOR DEV SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT? SO WE CAN FIX IT LATER, RIGHT?

Content Thave to be successful because I like expensive shit.

Oh. My. GAWD. The eternal war between "DAY-tuh" and "DAH-tuh" pronunciation has literally torn apart more dev teams than tabs vs spaces! 💅 The somber figure on the left represents the formal "DAY-tuh" camp, probably learned it in some fancy computer science program. Meanwhile, the absolutely THRIVING individual on the right is living their best "DAH-tuh" life! The pronunciation difference is basically a personality test at this point. Choose your fighter, because apparently how you say this four-letter word is your entire coding identity now! *dramatic hair flip*

Content He can find the second largest number without sorting the array...

Content BITEY Tim Tran - , timtran01 1d Replying to CarlaNotarobot Comments found in a codebase: Stop using anal as a variable or function name! Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that! So please stop. I Use analyze, analyzer or whatever and not anal insert) or anal check() 9 2 17 9 Grumpy Badger Grumpy... 1d: You can stop us coding anal probe() when you pry it from our long, grey fingers. 17 4 ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute PEAK of startup innovation right here! 🙄 Some genius had the REVOLUTIONARY idea to... *dramatic pause*... make API calls to OpenAI. That's it. That's the entire business model! While everyone else is trying to be the "New Facebook" or "New Snapchat," this visionary is basically saying "let's be the middleman for technology that already exists and charge for it!" It's like opening a store that sells... trips to the actual store. THE AUDACITY! THE VISION! Silicon Valley investors are probably THROWING their money at this groundbreaking concept as we speak! Next week's brilliant startup: "We click buttons for you!"