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The punchline is literally invisible! That empty pie chart with no legend entries matching the colorful segments is the perfect representation of corporate buyout promises. You're looking at a graph where the colored sections (red, green, blue, yellow) don't correspond to any of the listed benefits (salary, wellness, mental health, confidence). It's like when management promises "synergy" and "exciting opportunities" but delivers... *gestures vaguely at nothing*. The technical term for this is "data visualization gore" and any engineer who's survived an acquisition knows exactly what those missing legend colors actually represent: anxiety, overtime, and updating your resume while pretending to be in a Zoom meeting.

Ah yes, the classic "let's ditch the framework" presentation that conveniently forgets to mention they also fired half their users. Sure, your TTI improved by 50% when nobody's using your app anymore! Next slide: "By replacing our database with a text file, we saw a 99% reduction in storage costs!" The JavaScript pendulum swings once again—React is bloated! Vanilla JS is king! Until next quarter when they'll discover this amazing new framework called *checks notes* Angular.

Ah yes, the endless war between curly braces and angle brackets. Backend devs sitting in their natural habitat—a poorly lit room with messy desk and Apple hardware they never asked for but "it's company policy." Meanwhile, frontend devs get the ergonomic chair and dark mode IDE because apparently CSS traumatized them enough already. The true irony? Both are staring at black screens with colored text thinking they're completely different species while essentially doing the same thing—turning caffeine into bugs... I mean code.

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The face you make when someone creates a 500-line monolithic class that handles authentication, data processing, and UI rendering all at once. Meanwhile, you're sitting there thinking about how those responsibilities could have been neatly separated into functions with proper single responsibility principle. But no... they just had to stuff everything into one giant class because "inheritance is the only design pattern" they bothered to learn in college. The code review is going to be a bloodbath.