The Alphabet: Java's Secret Performance Bottleneck

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The Alphabet: Java's Secret Performance Bottleneck

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Someone counted the letters between 'i' and 'z' and decided that's why we can't have more than 18 nested for loops. Because clearly, the limiting factor in your code isn't the stack overflow, processor meltdown, or your will to live - it's the English alphabet. Next up: arrays can only have 26 dimensions because we ran out of variable names.

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