The Alphabet: Java's Secret Performance Bottleneck

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Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

Content Fullstack developer requirements: let releaseDates javascript: new Date( 'December 4, 1995"), angular: new Date( 'September 14, 2016'), python: new Date( 'February 20, 1991'), sql: new Date('1979'), function getYearsSinceRelease( releaseDate) let today new Date() let timeDiff today. getTime() - releaseDate.getTime() let yearsDiff Math. floor(timeDiff (1000 60 60 24 365)) return yearsDiff for (let key in releaseDates) console. log( - getYearsSinceRelease(releaseDates key) 1 years of experience with key Output: - 29 years of experience with javascript - 8 years of experience with angular 33 years of experience with python 46 years of experience with sql

Content WISHING ALL JAVA DEVELOPERS JOYFUL CHRISTMAS

Content Description X Prisoners In Finland Live In Open Prisons Where They Learn Tech Skills On The Ground Risto Paasivirta 6 months ago For your crimes i shall sentence you to a two year course of JavaScript. 16 27K G El 268

The eternal tech love triangle. Programmers claim to be proficient in multiple languages on their résumés, but the moment Python enters the room, suddenly nothing else matters. The whiteboard coding interview might as well be a Python documentation reading session. Sure, that Java experience was impressive until the hiring manager mentioned "data science" and watched everyone frantically Google "how to implement list comprehension."