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Content Today I asked my Dad (who is a computer architect) to explain containerization to me... I soon got confused at the multitude of words pouring from his mouth, he proceeded to draw a diagram to clear things up. For anvone in mv network that would like a better understanding of containerization, here it is:

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Someone went looking for that sleek, modern deployment platform with one-click deploys and serverless functions, but instead ended up with XAMPP—the OG localhost dinosaur from 2015 that makes you manually start Apache and MySQL like it's the Stone Age of web development. Vercel: "Deploy your Next.js app in 30 seconds with automatic HTTPS and global CDN!" 🚀 XAMPP: "Here's a control panel from Windows XP era. Click 'Start' on each service individually. Good luck, soldier." 💀 The contrast is absolutely SENDING me—going from cloud-native serverless bliss to manually managing ports and checking prerequisites like some kind of localhost caveman. It's like ordering a Tesla and getting a horse-drawn carriage instead.

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Oh look, it's the miracle of modern IT support! While normal humans with ChatGPT are diligently writing things down or having professional meetings, the random IT guy at 3am is out in the digital cotton fields, violently beating the servers with a stick while his colleagues bend over in submission. This is the untold reality of system administration - when everything crashes at ungodly hours, there's no elegant solution. Just three sleep-deprived techs in a field of crashed servers, one wielding the sacred Stick of Rebooting while the others present their backends to the gods of uptime. And they say programming is all about elegant algorithms and clean code. Ha! Sometimes it's just percussive maintenance and prayer.