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Oh look, it's the classic "programmers are basically vampires" trope. Because nothing says "I write code for a living" like having an unhealthy relationship with basic human necessities. The truth hurts, doesn't it? After 15 years in this industry, I've seen countless devs proudly wear their sleep deprivation like a badge of honor. "I stayed up 36 hours debugging that race condition!" Cool story, bro. Your body is literally begging you to stop. And the sunlight thing? That's just what happens when your monitor becomes your primary light source. The funniest part is how many of us actually take pride in this lifestyle while our non-tech friends look at us with genuine concern.

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