Why Is There A Pricing Tab

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4 months ago 127,687 views 1 shares

Why Is There A Pricing Tab

stackoverflow-memes, saas-memes, marketing-memes, debugging-memes, developer-experience-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic developer bait-and-switch. You're knee-deep in Stack Overflow at 2AM, desperately trying to fix that one bug that's been haunting you for days. Finally, you find what looks like salvation—a blog post that addresses your exact problem! Your heart races... until you scroll down and see that suspiciously professional CTA button. Suddenly you realize this "helpful guide" is just elaborate marketing for some enterprise SaaS product with a pricing model that starts at "contact sales" and ends with your company's entire Q3 budget. The worst part? You're still tempted to try it because you're that desperate.

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