Why Do They Do This

Onboarding Corporate Productivity Timemanagement Developers Patience Efficiency Worklife Bureaucracy

Programming Testing Devops Agile

6 months ago 235,518 views 0 shares

Why Do They Do This

onboarding-memes, corporate-memes, testing-memes, productivity-memes, timemanagement-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the corporate onboarding paradox. You master in a week what management scheduled for a quarter, and your reward? Sitting idle while watching the parking meter expire on your motivation. It's like being the only person who studied for a group project and then getting told to wait while everyone else catches up. The SpongeBob ride perfectly captures that dead-eyed stare of a developer who could be building features but is instead counting ceiling tiles and reorganizing their desk drawer for the fifth time.

More Like This

That's how it is

Programming

4 years ago 59.8K views 0 shares

That's how it is | IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content (. You WORKiNG ON THE THiNG, GREG NELLUCNHOJ.coM

The Last Day Deployment Sabotage

Programming Devops Agile Git Testing

9 months ago 233.1K views 0 shares

The Last Day Deployment Sabotage

The ultimate power move in software development: merging code directly to production on your last day. Nothing says "peace out" like bypassing all those pesky tests and code reviews when the consequences are officially Someone Else's Problem™. It's the digital equivalent of setting a dumpster fire and walking away in slow motion while putting on sunglasses. The best part? That serene smile knowing you'll be unreachable when the Slack notifications start exploding tomorrow.

What the heck Stackoverflow! You were the chosen one

Programming StackOverflow

4 years ago 78.5K views 0 shares

What the heck Stackoverflow! You were the chosen one | code-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me When I Copy The Exact Same Code From Tutorial And It Doesn't Work

How To Write Emails

Programming

1 year ago 56.7K views 0 shares

howToWriteEmails | code-memes, email-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content WHEN MY CODE IS PRAISED WHENMY CODEBRINGS DOWN PRODUCTION "MY CODE" "MY TEAM'S CODE"

Im In Immense Pain Please Help

Programming Microsoft Windows

1 year ago 82.7K views 0 shares

imInImmensePainPleaseHelp | server-memes, windows-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I hate myself Windows Server Wow! I hate this more

Its Just Scaffolding

Programming Devops Agile Git Frontend

11 months ago 270.3K views 0 shares

Its Just Scaffolding

This meme perfectly captures that moment of pure dread when your "it's just scaffolding" PR turns into a code apocalypse. You confidently hand over your pull request to the senior engineer, only for them to discover you've somehow managed to change 741 files with nearly 100,000 additions and 44,000 deletions. That look of absolute horror on the senior dev's face is worth a thousand compiler errors! Next time maybe try explaining that you were "refactoring the architecture" instead of "accidentally committing the entire node_modules folder." The scaffolding excuse works about as well as "the dog ate my deployment keys."