Python Is Older Than Java

Content HaHa says: July 8, 2022 at 3:56 pm Javascript? Just nuke it from orbit. It has one purpose: When applying for a SE job ask 'What server side Javascript do you run?' If the answer isn't something along the lines of 'None, are you insane?', run away. Terminate the interview right there and leave. You don't want to work for those twits. Javascript could compile to the tightest machine code on earth and it's ecosystem would still suck big wet donkey balls. It's where all the worst coders have spent the last 20 years on the most monumental steaming pile, ever. Javascript outside the browser is a tell, like someone who drives a French car. No fixing that level of stupid. Wish them 'Better luck next reincarnation' and never look back. Reply Report comment

Look at Perl over here with its revolutionary socialist programming syntax! While other languages force you into the capitalist nightmare of declaring variables with boring words like "public static int," Perl is out here throwing a LINGUISTIC REVOLUTION with "our $i = 1" like it's redistributing the wealth of syntax to the people! 💅 The absolute DRAMA of using "our" instead of "public" and that dollar sign before variables? It's giving communist manifesto but make it code. I simply cannot with how Perl decided to be the people's champion of variable declaration!

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The eternal tech love triangle. Programmers claim to be proficient in multiple languages on their résumés, but the moment Python enters the room, suddenly nothing else matters. The whiteboard coding interview might as well be a Python documentation reading session. Sure, that Java experience was impressive until the hiring manager mentioned "data science" and watched everyone frantically Google "how to implement list comprehension."