Impossible deadlines Memes

The eternal struggle of every developer who's ever been in a sales meeting. That spinning wheel of doom in your brain when the sales team proudly announces they've promised a client a feature that exists only in their imagination. Meanwhile, you're mentally calculating how many all-nighters and caffeine-fueled coding sessions it'll take to manifest this fantasy into reality before the "reasonable deadline" they've also promised. Nothing like building the airplane while it's already carrying passengers!

Imagine inheriting a dumpster fire of AI-generated spaghetti code, and someone thinks you can fix everything from authentication to CI/CD with the budget that wouldn't even cover your therapy sessions after seeing the codebase. That $2,500 budget is the real joke here. That's not even enough for the coffee you'll need to stay awake while deciphering what the hell the AI was thinking when it generated this monstrosity. This is the modern tech equivalent of "I need you to rebuild the Titanic using only duct tape and a tight deadline. Oh, and can you make it unsinkable this time?"