Where Is Your Love For The Game

Tech industry Software engineering Work-life balance Burnout Career Tech salary Career change Golden handcuffs Job satisfaction Compensation

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7 months ago 139,400 views 0 shares

Where Is Your Love For The Game

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Let's be honest—we're all one bad sprint from quitting and opening a food truck. The golden handcuffs of tech salaries keep us debugging other people's spaghetti code at 2 AM instead of pursuing our actual dreams. Sure, I could make artisanal cupcakes for a living, but how would I afford my collection of unused Udemy courses and mechanical keyboards? The real programmer dream isn't building the next unicorn—it's finding any other job that pays six figures for turning caffeine into semicolons.

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