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Content Generic Name EDUCATION Blue Mountain State, Undergrad September 2018 - May 2022 Graduated with a GPA of 2.33 Minored in Artificial Intelligence with C- grade President of Anime Club PROJECTS Calculator App Supports addition and subtraction and multiplication sometimes. 8000 lines of Java code Built a user friendly interface with command prompt Deployed on AWS 70 code coverage Snoop Dapp Cross platform mobile application built with Ionic Sends a notification at 4:20 am to all users Notifications managed with AWS SQS service Extracts users personal info if notification not acknowledged Stores user information in AWS S3 storage TodoBlock Todo list app constructed on the AWS managed blockchain The decentralized architecture publicly shames the user into finishing their tasks Increased productivity of users by 67 1 111111111 genericnamegmail.com https:github.comGeneric SKILLS Mastered version control with file names Worked extensively with Turing machines ACHIEVEMENTS 13 tshirts from various Hackathons and boot camps

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Content The 15yr dev experience framewoorker Has never written code that didn't interact with a framework is there a framework for that? NM INSTALL SOLUTION just..onemore..dependencyuhhh ahhhhhhhh the framework doesn't support it? is there a plugin we can buy? could not solve a single coding challenge if his life depended on it I'M GONNA INSTALL ANOTHER FRAMEWORK knows more frameworks than features of the language he's been writing for the past 15 years cv lists hundreds of frameworks that he hast mastered, switches jobs just before his lack of fundemental knowledge is exposed for loop? what framework is that?

Content Companies be like: Woe is me, such a lack of skilled programmers everywhere. Quick flood the market with skills we need! junior developer? 10 years experience. 8 years with random library. complete complex algorithms that has nothing to do with job duties. work weekends and overtime. be responsible for devOPs. design, frontend, backend, hosting, and reports 10 years experience 40k yr take it or leave it punk

Content 1 JavaScript Daily Retweeted Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love." - Pete Cordell 11:00 AM - Mar 25, 2019 Buffer 950 Retweets 3.3K Likes

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