When Your IDE Becomes Your English Teacher

The honeymoon phase with AI coding assistants is officially over! Senior developers are throwing their hands up after a few weeks of dealing with hallucinated functions, confidently incorrect syntax, and those magical solutions that somehow break everything else in your codebase. It's like watching your junior dev confidently refactor your entire auth system without understanding what OAuth actually does. Back to Stack Overflow and cryptic documentation we go - at least those don't pretend to understand your project architecture!

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Someone built a calculator app that displays "hello world" in the output and shows "2+2" as the calculation. You know, because every CS student's journey starts with printing "hello world" and ends with... still printing "hello world" but with extra steps and a UI framework. The calculator doesn't even pretend to calculate anything. It's just hardcoded to show the sacred greeting regardless of what math you're attempting. Pretty much sums up that final project you threw together at 3 AM the night before it's due—looks functional from a distance, actually does nothing useful, but hey, it compiles and displays text on screen. Professor gives you a B- for effort. The real flex is having parentheses buttons on a calculator that only outputs "hello world". That's some next-level commitment to the bit.

BREAKING NEWS: Developers have found a way to power ENTIRE CITIES with their rage! The top shows a bracelet converting stress to electricity, but the BOTTOM? That's just a developer working on legacy code - LITERALLY BURSTING INTO FLAMES! 🔥 Legacy code doesn't just drain your soul, it turns you into a human generator! Forget solar panels, just assign your junior dev to that 15-year-old codebase with zero documentation and watch them power the eastern seaboard. Pure. Chaotic. Energy.

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