When You Start Coding In A New Language Without Reading The Documentation

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When You Start Coding In A New Language Without Reading The Documentation

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Playing ping pong with a pool cue is exactly what happens when you dive into a new programming language without reading the docs. Sure, you might hit the ball occasionally through sheer luck, but you're basically just hacking away with completely wrong tools. The worst part? Sometimes your janky solution actually works, and then you're stuck maintaining that monstrosity for years because "it's in production now." The real pros know that 15 minutes reading documentation saves 8 hours of Stack Overflow archaeology.

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