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The meme shows a fear hierarchy with a terrified child labeled "Serial Killers" cowering from a girl labeled "Psychopaths," who's scared of something even worse: "Those who code 1000+ lines on notepad without any internet support and it compiles with 0 errors and 0 warnings." Coding without Stack Overflow is already traumatic enough, but doing it in Notepad? Without syntax highlighting, auto-complete, or error checking? And then having it compile perfectly on the first try? That's not human—that's supernatural horror. The kind of developer who writes flawless code in Notepad either made a deal with a compiler demon or has achieved coding nirvana that mere mortals can only dream of.

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The digital equivalent of sticking a fork in an electrical socket while standing in a puddle. Deploying to production on Friday is that special brand of self-sabotage only developers understand. Sure, you could wait until Monday when you're fresh and have a whole week to fix the inevitable dumpster fire. But where's the adrenaline rush in that? Nothing says "I hate future me" quite like pushing code right before the weekend and then acting surprised when your phone explodes with alerts while you're trying to enjoy your beer. It's basically the tech version of "hold my beer and watch this" – except the beer is your weekend and what we're watching is your mental stability crumble in real-time.

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Nothing says "junior developer life" quite like having military-grade encryption protecting absolutely nothing. Your account has more layers of security than Fort Knox, complete with 2FA, biometric authentication, and a 4-digit PIN that took you 20 minutes to decide on... all to guard $47.32 and a pending charge from your last coffee-fueled debugging session. The puppy standing protectively over the kitten really captures that energy of "I will defend this with my life" when there's genuinely nothing worth stealing. It's like implementing OAuth2 on your personal blog that gets 3 visitors a month. Sure, it's secure, but who exactly are we keeping out here? Fun fact: Banks spend billions on security infrastructure while most of us are out here protecting our two-digit balances like they're state secrets. At least when hackers breach your account, they'll leave disappointed. That's a different kind of security through obscurity.