No Way This Is How Ads For Programmers Are

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No Way This Is How Ads For Programmers Are

leetcode-memes, algorithms-memes, interviews-memes, faang-memes, tech-recruiting-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Behold, the final form of tech recruitment marketing! Some poor soul manually grinding LeetCode problems with a frowny face, checkmarks for "Shitty job," "No money," and "No girlfriend" versus the mythical "Chad" who outsources his algorithmic suffering to an AI tool and magically acquires a "FAANG job," "$600k total comp," and "Two girlfriends." Because clearly, the only thing standing between you and beach-lounging with multiple romantic partners is... *checks notes*... not solving merge sort by hand? The desperation in this ad is so thick you could debug it with a breakpoint.

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