No Way This Is How Ads For Programmers Are

Content Me: just wrote 200 unsaved lines of code My computer: I have decided that I want to die

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of PC gamers waiting for that sweet, sweet 99% discount! These poor souls literally CANNOT DRAG THEMSELVES out of bed when their precious indie game is only 30% off. The HORROR! The INJUSTICE! Why even bother living in a world where you have to pay $3.50 instead of 5 cents for a game someone spent years creating? Might as well stay in bed and dramatically pull the covers over your head until Steam decides to practically give games away for free. The audacity of developers wanting to be paid for their work! *faints dramatically*

Content FOUNDYET ANOTHER CHELPFUPABSTRACTION IN THE PREVIOUS DEV'S CODE

Content cottor Mantification StaR 0 'O' 0 '0' ando-to So U'O yup that's makes sense to me

Content Interview for "fast paced" and "dynamic" software engineering job First day on the actual job NO TIME TO EXCLAM GRABA CACTUS Neut t.me

The eternal Google search for "regex for email validation" is the tech equivalent of forgetting how to spell "necessary" - no matter how many times you learn it, your brain refuses to store that information. After a decade of coding, you'd think your brain would finally commit regex patterns to memory. Nope. That neural pathway is permanently replaced with useless trivia and coffee brewing techniques. The regex heroes on Stack Overflow who can write these patterns from memory deserve hazard pay. The rest of us will forever be copying and pasting cryptic incantations like ^[\w-\.]+@([\w-]+\.)+[\w-]{2,4}$ while silently praying it actually works.