When I Read My Three Years Old Code

Oh HONEY! Why settle for boring old robots.txt when you can have clankers.txt guarding your website?! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of using the standard file name when you could be SERVING DRAMA with a Star Wars prequel reference! This is the web crawling equivalent of showing up to a costume party in a store-bought outfit when you could've SLAYED in full Separatist battle droid couture! The search engines will be GAGGED!

The modern coding triangle of dependency! Students and ChatGPT walk hand-in-hand down the path of enlightenment (or cheating, depending on who you ask), while Stack Overflow watches from the shadows like a disappointed parent who knows they'll come crawling back eventually. Remember the good old days when we actually had to understand error messages? Now it's just "Hey ChatGPT, fix this garbage code" followed by "Actually, let me check Stack Overflow because this AI hallucinated a function that doesn't exist." The circle of developer life continues...

The eternal cat and mouse game, except it's you vs your code. You're armed with debuggers, print statements, and stackoverflow answers, ready to smash that bug into oblivion. Meanwhile, the bug is just chilling on your frying pan, completely aware that it'll somehow escape your clutches and reappear in production next week. Nothing quite captures the frustration of thinking you're about to obliterate a bug only to have it slip away at the last second. That smug little Jerry-bug knows exactly what it's doing while you, Tom the developer, are about to hit nothing but air.

Finally, a CAPTCHA that separates the real engineers from the Stack Overflow copy-pasters! Good luck finding those 220Ω resistors without pulling out a multimeter and squinting so hard your eyeballs fall out. Those blue ones? Maybe. The brownish ones with the red band? Could be. The tiny ones hidden behind that capacitor? Who knows! I'd rather debug someone else's uncommented legacy code than prove I'm human with this electrical torture test. Somewhere, a hardware engineer is cackling maniacally.

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