When I Read My Three Years Old Code

The AUDACITY of coding instructors preaching "meaningful variable names" while simultaneously using single-letter variables in their own code is the greatest betrayal since Brutus stabbed Caesar! 😤 Meanwhile, every developer on earth is out here defiantly using r, g, b, and a for color values because WHO HAS TIME TO TYPE "redChannelValue" when deadlines are breathing down your neck?! The rebellion lives on in our single-letter variables and we will NOT apologize!

The four horsemen of the programming apocalypse have arrived, and they're all equally insufferable in their own special ways! You've got the Imperative Stoneager who treats modern tools like they're the devil's work and proudly writes software that even cavemen would find outdated. Then there's the Functional Elitist who thinks "monad good" is a complete sentence and writes code on paper because actually running it would be too mainstream. The OOP Boilerplater is living his best life drowning in design patterns and creating class hierarchies so deep they need their own geological survey. Meanwhile, the Safety-Obsessed Newager has written 47 pages of documentation on how to hack an Arduino but his greatest achievement is changing his terminal's color scheme. The real tragedy? They're all using software written by the imperative stoneager because it's the only thing that actually works.

Content When you spent 3 days trying solving a leetcode problem and then go to the discussion panel and see so many comments saying "It's so easy even a five years old can solve this" my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

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