Glass Gives Me Nightmares

The sweet summer child who thinks they can skip math and just "make cool games" is about to get absolutely demolished by reality. Game development is basically applied mathematics in disguise - vectors, quaternions, matrices, physics simulations, and collision detection algorithms waiting to ambush you like final bosses. The bottom panels show the major game engines and graphics libraries (Unity, OpenGL, C++, and what looks like PhysX) literally laughing their logos off at this naive declaration. They're like "Sure buddy, good luck implementing that 3D rotation without understanding linear algebra or calculating that trajectory without differential equations!" Game dev without math is like trying to build a skyscraper with popsicle sticks and wishful thinking. Those complex formulas on the chalkboard? That's just the tutorial level.

Ah yes, the classic "budget gaming PC" paradox. Spend $9,950 on a shiny new RTX GPU, then house it in what appears to be a case salvaged from the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Because priorities! Nothing says "I understand resource allocation" like putting a Formula 1 engine in a rusted-out 1987 Toyota Corolla. The dust alone in that case is probably older than half the games in your Steam library that you'll never play. But hey, at least you can run Crysis at 240fps while slowly developing a respiratory disease from the airborne archaeological dig happening inside your tower.

The AUDACITY of the universe to both reward and humble you simultaneously! 💀 Left side: that GLORIOUS moment when your janky game actually gets accepted at GDQ (Games Done Quick, the prestigious speedrunning event). Right side: the soul-crushing realization that they've categorized your coding masterpiece under "AWFUL GAMES." Look at that face—it's the exact expression you make when your spaghetti code somehow passes all the tests but the senior dev still calls it "an abomination against computer science." The bar was on the FLOOR and we still managed to trip over it!

When your friend asks you to "just code a simple chess game," and you realize you need to handle every possible board state individually. That's 2.6 million lines of if-else statements because who needs algorithms when you can hardcode each move? The beautiful part is that technically it's an O(1) solution! Chess engines hate this one weird trick - just write out every possible game state and skip all that fancy minimax algorithm nonsense. Bonus: your git commits will make it look like you're the most productive developer in history. "Added support for knight moves - 400,000 lines changed."

Ah yes, the infamous "exposure bucks" negotiation tactic. Nothing says "I'm a big deal" quite like flaunting your 200 YouTube subscribers and threatening a bad review if you don't get free stuff. Four days later, our protagonist evolves from entitlement to existential crisis. That reply is the digital equivalent of slowly putting on sunglasses while walking away from an explosion. Every game dev has a folder of these messages saved somewhere—right next to their collection of "can you fix my printer" family texts and "it should only take 5 minutes" client requests.

THE AUDACITY OF CORPORATE HARDWARE! That soul-crushing moment when you've built a gaming PC that could probably launch rockets, complete with RGB lighting that rivals Times Square—only to drag yourself to work where you'll spend 8 HOURS OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE on a machine that takes 20 minutes to open Excel! The existential dread hits you right in the parking lot as you contemplate whether today will be the day your work PC finally achieves its dream of becoming an actual toaster. Meanwhile, your gaming chair at home sits empty, whispering sweet ergonomic nothings to absolutely no one. The BETRAYAL!