Glass Gives Me Nightmares

The escalating terror of computer components at 100% utilization is painfully accurate. GPU and CPU maxed out? Mildly concerning but whatever. Disk at 100%? Now we're entering horror territory. RAM maxed? Pure dread as your system crawls to a halt. But VRM (Voltage Regulator Module) at 100%? That's straight-up "prepare for your hardware funeral" territory. Nothing says "I should have bought a better power supply" like the smell of burning electronics and the sight of your precious gaming rig becoming a very expensive paperweight. The progression from "this is fine" to "call the fire department" has never been more accurately depicted.

NVIDIA CEO: "Just use AI to double your VRAM!" My wallet: *screams in financial agony* 💸 The AUDACITY of suggesting we just casually drop $3000 on a graphics card! What's next? Selling a kidney to run Stable Diffusion? The absolute DELUSION that we're all swimming in money pools like tech billionaires! Meanwhile I'm over here calculating if I can afford both electricity AND ramen this month. The GPU market isn't just a clown show anymore—it's the entire circus, complete with overpriced admission tickets! 🎪

OMG, the absolute TRAGEDY of Linux gaming in one brutal image! 💀 Game companies will enthusiastically raise their hands when asked about supporting Linux servers (free money, honey!), but the SECOND someone mentions actually doing the work to make anti-cheat compatible with Linux desktops? *crickets* The deafening silence is SENDING ME! These multi-billion dollar companies acting like enabling a compiler flag is equivalent to solving quantum physics. THE DRAMA! THE AUDACITY! Meanwhile, Linux gamers are just sitting there with perfectly good hardware, begging for crumbs of compatibility. I can't even!

The eternal game dev paradox in its natural habitat! Laptop literally on fire while coding, but hey, that's just "making games." Meanwhile, 90% of our time is spent in a fantasy land of thinking, talking, reading, and dreaming about making games. And don't forget playing other games "for research" (wink wink) while aggressively taking notes to convince ourselves it's productive work. The gap between our game dev fantasies and the burning reality of actually shipping code is basically the definition of our entire industry.

Nothing says "I'm a serious developer" quite like dropping $3000 on a PC just to run VS Code and Chrome. The unholy matrimony of NVIDIA and Ryzen—where your GPU costs more than your car payment and your CPU has more cores than you have meaningful relationships. Meanwhile, your code still crashes because you forgot a semicolon. The modern dev's power couple: enough computing strength to simulate the universe, primarily used to run npm install and watch YouTube tutorials on the side.

Left side: Regular 3D rotation math with sines and cosines. Complex but manageable if you've ever implemented a camera system. Right side: Quaternions. Four-dimensional math that makes rotation calculations significantly more efficient but looks like someone dropped acid while reading a linear algebra textbook. Game developers be like: "Yes, I understand quaternions perfectly" while secretly copy-pasting code from Stack Overflow and praying it doesn't introduce gimbal lock.