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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
HTTP 418: I'm a teapot
The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb
Commitment Memes
Posts tagged with Commitment
No Social Life, Just Pull Requests
Programming
Git
Devops
9 months ago
278.0K views
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The sacred midnight ritual of contributing to open source projects waits for no social life. That guy isn't antisocial—he's just got 47 GitHub issues assigned to him and a maintainer breathing down his neck about that PR he promised "by end of week." The irony is he's probably fixing something that only three people in the world will ever use, but damn if it won't feel good when that merge request gets approved.
What's Stopping You From Coding Like This
Programming
Debugging
10 months ago
216.8K views
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My internet went down for 20 minutes so I took my laptop to the sidewalk next to a busy road at night. The car headlights provide just enough illumination to see my syntax errors, and the constant threat of being mugged keeps me focused. The deadline waits for no one, and neither does my caffeine-induced coding spree. Pro tip: The gentle hum of traffic is nature's white noise machine for maximum productivity. Nothing says "dedicated developer" like risking your life for a Git commit.
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//Fixed: The Comment-Driven Development Approach
Programming
262.0K views
1 year ago