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Content Don't be so sensitive! Case- Insensitive constants are deprecated as of PHP 73 RFC passed unanimously with 39 votes. wiki.php.netrfccaseinsen... 71618, 22:54 64 Retweets 109 Likes 17 Kevin Adler kadleribm 12h Replying to officialphp If you're deprecating case-insensitive constants, wouldn't you have to be more sensitive? (c 91 17 php.net y officialphp. 11h Dhp This is PHP, surely you didn't expect any sort of internal logical consistency. 17

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You know that one senior dev who shows up to the system design interview with a conspiracy theorist's wall of chaos? Red strings connecting random boxes, sticky notes everywhere, and somehow they're convinced their architecture that hits the database 47 times per page load is "fine actually." Meanwhile they're out here explaining why caching is "premature optimization" while their API response times are measured in geological epochs. Sure buddy, let's just query that unindexed table with 50 million rows on every request. What could go wrong? The confidence-to-competence ratio here is absolutely off the charts. They've got the energy of someone who's never been paged at 2 AM because Redis went down and suddenly realized why everyone kept saying "just cache it."

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The dream: "I'll use Flutter and write my app once for all platforms!" The reality: You end up writing it twice anyway because something always breaks on either Android or iOS. The bell curve shows that the average developers (the 68% in the middle) smugly believe cross-platform tools save time, while both the complete novices and the battle-scarred experts (the 0.1% on both ends) know the painful truth. Cross-platform frameworks are basically the tech equivalent of those "one size fits all" clothing items that somehow manage to fit nobody correctly.