What Would You Do When The World Is Burning?

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What Would You Do When The World Is Burning?

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When your production server is literally on fire and someone's genius solution is "Switch to Google Chrome" 😂 This is peak tech support energy – like when your database is corrupting, servers are melting down, and that one person suggests clearing your cache. The Earth is literally exploding in the image, and homie's solution is a browser change. Reminds me of the time our entire API cluster crashed and someone in Slack suggested "have you tried incognito mode?" Pure gold for anyone who's ever received completely irrelevant troubleshooting advice during a genuine crisis.

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