What Would You Do When The World Is Burning?

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The duality of programming existence captured perfectly! When you're coding for fun, you're SpongeBob sitting pretty in a comfy chair with that "I've got all the time in the world" grin. But the moment it's for a school assignment? Suddenly you're post-apocalyptic SpongeBob living in squalor, questioning your life choices and wondering if your code will compile before the heat death of the universe. The transformation from "I'll build a neural network that predicts cat behavior" to "Dear God, please let this for-loop work" happens faster than you can say "syntax error." This is why deadlines and programming mix about as well as water and sodium.

Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.

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