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You start with a simple task: "Just change these two lines." Seems harmless, right? Then you hit save and suddenly your IDE explodes with notifications. 20 files changed. 73 insertions. 272 deletions. Your stomach drops faster than production servers during a demo. That "LLM" at the bottom isn't referring to large language models—it's the sound of your soul leaving your body. And now you get to spend the rest of your day figuring out which dependency you just nuked because someone thought tight coupling was a great architectural pattern. Welcome to software development, where "just a small fix" is the biggest lie since "the code is self-documenting."

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The dark ritual is complete! When production crashes at 4:59 PM on Friday, the PM and Tech Lead resort to ancient debugging practices—summoning the mythical CTO who hasn't touched code in 7 years but somehow remembers that one obscure config setting nobody documented. It's that desperate moment when Stack Overflow fails you, Git blame points to a developer who left 3 years ago, and your entire technical hierarchy transforms into a cult desperately trying to appease the elder gods of legacy code.

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