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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Deterministic Memes

Posts tagged with Deterministic

What If I Told You Random Isn't Random

Programming Security Algorithms Math
3 months ago 151.2K views 0 shares
What If I Told You Random Isn't Random
Taking the red pill of computer science truth here! Every developer thinks they're getting true randomness, but peek behind the curtain and you'll find deterministic algorithms with sneaky biases. That's why your dice roll simulator keeps giving 1s, your shuffle algorithm clumps similar songs together, and your procedurally generated maps have suspicious patterns. True randomness? In this economy? The machines are just pretending, and Morpheus here is dropping the hard truth that would make any cryptographer sweat.

Random() Functions Is Not Random

Algorithms Math Javascript Programming Python
3 months ago 161.7K views 0 shares
Random() Functions Is Not Random
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of programming languages to call these functions "random" when they're about as random as my aunt Gertrude's weekly bingo schedule! ๐Ÿ™„ These so-called "random" functions are LITERALLY just deterministic algorithms in disguise, honey! Feed them the same seed, and they'll spit out the exact same sequence EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The BETRAYAL! It's like ordering a "surprise" meal but getting the same chicken sandwich for the 57th time. JUST CALL THEM WHAT THEY ARE - pseudorandom! The Matrix kid knows what's up!

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