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What If I Told You Random Isn't Random
Programming Security Algorithms Math
1 day ago 59.6K views 0 shares
What If I Told You Random Isn't Random
Taking the red pill of computer science truth here! Every developer thinks they're getting true randomness, but peek behind the curtain and you'll find deterministic algorithms with sneaky biases. That's why your dice roll simulator keeps giving 1s, your shuffle algorithm clumps similar songs together, and your procedurally generated maps have suspicious patterns. True randomness? In this economy? The machines are just pretending, and Morpheus here is dropping the hard truth that would make any cryptographer sweat.

Steam Reviews Got Nothing On Gnome Software Center
Linux Programming
4 days ago 98.0K views 0 shares
Steam Reviews Got Nothing On Gnome Software Center
The most unbiased software review in existence. Nothing says "quality control" like giving your own creation 5 stars and the profound critique of "I made it, I like it." At least they're honest! Open source developers reviewing their own software is basically the digital equivalent of your mom saying you're the most handsome boy at school. The brutal honesty of "I am the author and I like what I made" deserves some kind of award for transparency in tech.

User Benchmark Is Back At It Again!
Hardware Windows Testing
1 month ago 82.9K views 0 shares
User Benchmark Is Back At It Again!
Ah, UserBenchmark—the Fox News of hardware reviews. This gem shows them "objectively" reviewing AMD's RX 9070-XT with all the neutrality of a scorned ex. They're basically saying "Sure, AMD might win some cherry-picked benchmarks, but their GPUs are basically expensive paperweights that cause more stutters than a nervous teenager asking someone to prom." The kicker? That 3% market share stat they pulled out of nowhere while conveniently ignoring that driver issues plague both AMD and NVIDIA. It's like watching someone with an Intel tattoo pretending to give unbiased advice. This is why we can't have nice things in tech journalism.