Well This Is Awkward

Windows 11 shows up with a novel novel-length list of requirements that would make NASA blush, while Linux just sits there with its cute penguin face basically saying "Got electricity? Cool, we're good to go." After 20+ years in tech, I've seen Microsoft turn simple OS upgrades into hardware shopping sprees more times than I care to count. Meanwhile, Linux is over there running on everything from supercomputers to your abandoned toaster. The "optional" electricity bit is just *chef's kiss*.

Frames per second are like relationships—quantity means nothing if there's no stability. The gaming community loves to brag about their 144Hz monitors and RTX 4090s pushing 200+ FPS, but what's the point when your game looks like it's being rendered on a potato connected to a hamster wheel? That glorious moment when you finally surrender your ego, cap your FPS at 60, and suddenly your $3000 gaming rig stops having seizures every time you turn a corner. The sweet, sweet victory of consistent frame timing over raw numbers. It's the programming equivalent of choosing the reliable, boring algorithm over the flashy one that occasionally crashes and burns. Sometimes less really is more—especially when "more" means more stuttering.

Content When you add a try-catch block to a Hello World program

Content ASM FORTRAN I'm puting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Content if (isAuthorised (user )) if (isAuthorised (user )) if (isAuthorised (user)) accessdata();

The code blocks in this Scratch program are implementing what appears to be a doctor's appointment speedrun algorithm. Each block meticulously outlines the NPC-like movements required to navigate healthcare: door → reception → receptionist → doctor. But then the punchline hits with "I am legally not allowed to finish this joke" - implying the program was about to execute some hilariously dark healthcare system critique that would violate Scratch's family-friendly policies. It's basically the programming equivalent of self-censoring right before dropping the spiciest take on the American healthcare system. Truly chaotic neutral energy.