Well At Least It's Working

Content jornschampheleer what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing what it actually is: i was trying to make a box expand and collapse for nearly and hour and it turns out i'd forgotten to type 1 (one) symbol and now im crying at midnight clicking a box over and over again because it finally works Source: turing-tested

When your computer knowledge betrays you in the wild. Someone saw "BIOS" lit up in a building and immediately thought it was full of tech nerds tinkering with Basic Input/Output Systems, only to realize it's probably just a biotech company or biology lab. The classic case of seeing the world through your professional lens. Next they'll be wondering why the "RAM" store doesn't sell computer memory.

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Ah, the sacred ritual of the desperate dev team. There they are, dressed in ceremonial robes, performing ancient prayers to the almighty compiler gods. "Please, just one successful build before the scrum master asks why we're behind schedule!" Nothing quite captures the existential dread of watching that progress bar crawl along at 3 minutes before standup. The incense is burning, candles lit, and somewhere in the background, a junior developer is sacrificing their last Red Bull to appease the CI/CD pipeline. Bonus points if you've ever whispered "I promise to comment my code properly from now on" while staring at a loading screen.

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Content BITEY Tim Tran - , timtran01 1d Replying to CarlaNotarobot Comments found in a codebase: Stop using anal as a variable or function name! Wherever I look I see anal this and anal that! So please stop. I Use analyze, analyzer or whatever and not anal insert) or anal check() 9 2 17 9 Grumpy Badger Grumpy... 1d: You can stop us coding anal probe() when you pry it from our long, grey fingers. 17 4 ProdrammerHumor.io