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The true cost of 15 years of staring at monitors finally revealed! That neck brace isn't a fashion statement—it's the inevitable hardware upgrade every senior dev receives after countless hours of debugging nested callbacks and fixing CSS alignment issues. The cat's thousand-yard stare perfectly captures the existential dread of maintaining legacy code while claiming to be "fullstack." Pro tip: for every year of development experience, invest in one vertebrae-supporting device. Your spine's git history can't be rebased!

Content No you can't just write HTML and CSS code inside JS file p stylef backgroundColor: 'white' made with paintp React goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Content Using a debugger Debug with print statements SEANK

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Ah, the classic "nine women can't make a baby in one month" software development metaphor just got a brutal upgrade. What starts as a lesson about how some tasks can't be parallelized quickly descends into the actual nightmare of project management reality : • Half your "resources" aren't even qualified for the job • Your deadline was a fantasy from the start • The client doesn't actually need what they asked for, but instead wants something completely different that the PM thought would be "easier" It's not just Brooks' Law anymore—it's corporate absurdity distilled into three bullet points of pure developer trauma.

Content Programming What's up? What do you do all day? Well done, very responsible during the pandemic. Pandemic?