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Classic QA engineer joke that never gets old because it's painfully accurate. We test for zero beers, integer overflow, negative values, random gibberish input—basically everything except "where's the bathroom?" because that's what actual users do. They don't follow your happy path; they ask questions your system wasn't designed to answer and suddenly your entire architecture is on fire. The real tragedy? QA finds 47 edge cases, you fix them all, feel like a hero, then production explodes because someone tried to use the app while their phone was upside down during a leap year. You can't win. The users will always find that one scenario you never imagined, and it'll be the dumbest thing you've ever heard, yet completely valid.

The eternal beginner's dilemma: choosing between the two most oversaturated tutorial projects in existence. Todo apps are basically the "Hello World" of CRUD operations, while weather apps are the "Hello World" of API calls. Both have been built approximately 47 million times by bootcamp graduates worldwide. The real pain here is that newbie devs genuinely stress over this choice like it's a life-altering decision, when in reality they'll end up building both anyway, abandoning them halfway through, and then starting a calculator app next week. The portfolio graveyard is real.

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... R. Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

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