We Are Not The Same

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We Are Not The Same

open-source-memes, code-quality-memes, github-memes, clean-code-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

You think your spaghetti code is worth hiding because it might make you money? Please. I hide my code because if anyone saw those nested if-statements and variable names like temp1, temp2, and please_work_final_v3, I'd never get hired again. My GitHub is a carefully curated lie that bears no resemblance to the eldritch horrors I commit to private repos at 4AM.

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