We Are Not The Same

Content TIME SPENT CODING ACTUALLY WRITING CODE HEADBANGING mmattin.com

Linux users love nothing more than watching newbies type commands they don't understand. The sudo command gives you superuser privileges—basically handing your computer a loaded gun and saying "whatever happens next is on you." The best part is how the experienced Linux user is actually impressed when their friend accidentally obliterates the entire desktop environment. That's the Linux way—catastrophic failure is just another learning opportunity. Remember kids: never blindly type commands ending with "yes, do as I say!" unless you're prepared to explain to your boss why the production server is now running MS-DOS.

Content Me, just trying to figure out what the company I'm applying to actually does. What would you say you do here? "About Us" Tab: We believe in self-empowerment, positive inner-development and living a life of possibility. A career is more than what you do today; it's what you're going to do tomorrow.

The eternal tech support cycle in four panels. Someone asks how to do something on PC, the "expert" smugly responds with keyboard shortcuts (Alt+F4), and then... silence. Why? Because Alt+F4 closes your active window/application immediately. It's the digital equivalent of telling someone the best way to clean their car is with sandpaper. The third panel shows the moment of realization that they've been bamboozled into closing whatever they were working on. Classic programmer hazing ritual that never gets old... unless you're on the receiving end.

Pure digital sadism disguised as harmlessness. Forcing users to input precise x,y coordinates just to click something is the computer equivalent of making someone solve differential equations to flush a toilet. Technically doesn't destroy data, but destroys souls instead. The developer who created this would definitely laugh maniacally while watching users painstakingly type "317,492" just to close a popup. Satan himself is taking notes.

Content If Full-Stack was a human