The Million Dollar Delusion

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The Million Dollar Delusion

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That forced smile you make when someone pitches their "revolutionary app idea" but hasn't considered deployment, scalability, marketing, user acquisition, maintenance, security updates, or the fact that their "Uber for pet rocks" concept might not actually have product-market fit. The coding part? That's the easy 1%. The rest is just... *gestures vaguely at everything*.

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