The Million Dollar Delusion

Expectation: A smiling, confident Mr. Incredible ready to create the next Fortnite. Reality: A hollow-eyed, traumatized soul who just learned that their game engine doesn't support the feature they designed their entire concept around. Nothing transforms a bright-eyed dreamer into a sleep-deprived ghoul faster than discovering your physics engine has a memory leak and your deadline is tomorrow. The duality of gamedev: fantasizing about creative freedom while actually drowning in shader compilation errors.

Content STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no real-world evidence of anything getting done faster "In order to reduce process we add more process" - statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL T-shirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT "Points represent complexity, not time" YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK?? People who want to "BURN DOWN" belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters: Planning Work ACTUAL IDEAL Start: 50 points Done: 70 points Remaining: 100 points ????? ??? ???? They have played us for absolute fools ProgrammerHumor.

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Ah, the irony of modern tech! Here's a vintage book teaching "Artificial Intelligence in BASIC" from what looks like the 80s, sitting right next to "EXPERT SYSTEMS" on the bookshelf. Fast forward to 2023, and we're all losing our minds over ChatGPT and friends—billion-dollar AI systems built on Python, a language that would make your CPU cry if you asked it to calculate 2+2 in less than half a second. The cosmic joke is that we've gone from programming AI in languages designed to be "Beginner's All-purpose" to building world-changing models with a language where indentation errors can crash your entire system. Somewhere, this book's author is either laughing hysterically or weeping uncontrollably.

Content Me as a new grad trying to help the intern unfuck their local repo

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