The Million Dollar Delusion

The classic bait and switch of the software industry. Guy says he's a developer, girl says "me too!" But turns out he writes code while she sells condos. Two completely different universes using the same job title. The real-estate kind of developer probably makes more money though, so who's the real winner here? Not the one debugging production issues at midnight.

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Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of every IT professional's social life! 😭 You think you're impressing someone with your fancy "architect" title, only to watch their excitement PLUMMET into the abyss when you add those fatal two letters: "IT-". The disappointment is so palpable you could build a data center with it! One minute they're imagining you designing the next Burj Khalifa, the next they realize you're just the person who tells everyone to "try turning it off and on again." THE HORROR!

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