Vibes Over Variables

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Who needs clean code when you can just feel it? Developers rejecting structured programming in favor of the vastly superior method of just vibing with the codebase. Sure, your code might be an incomprehensible mess that makes future maintainers contemplate a career change, but at least it has soul. The commit message? "It works, don't ask how."

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