Git Push --Force And Consequences

When your junior dev creates a pull request without running tests, fixing linting errors, or even reviewing their own code. Just smashes that green button and expects everyone else to clean up the mess. And the worst part? We've all been that dev at some point. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like a hastily created PR with the commit message "fix stuff".

Ah, Linus Torvalds reviewing your pull request. That "1228" comments counter isn't a bug—it's a feature showing exactly how many ways your code violates kernel standards. Nothing says "I love your contribution" like enough feedback to fill a small novel. Your weekend plans just got replaced with deciphering variations of "No." and "This is terrible." At least rejection would've been quick and merciful.

The evolution from "normal person" to "command line warrior" in one image. Left side: filenames with spaces and capitalization that make terminal users cry tears of blood. Right side: the enlightened path of snake_case and underscores that won't break your scripts at 2AM. Nothing says "I've seen things" like renaming all your files to avoid escaping spaces with backslashes. The real rite of passage isn't learning to code—it's learning why "IMPORTNAT DOCUMENT!!!" makes seasoned developers twitch uncontrollably.

Excited about contributing to open source until discovering it's written in JavaScript? Classic developer mood swing! From "I'm gonna change the world" to "nevermind, I'd rather slam my keyboard against the wall" in 0.2 seconds. JavaScript went from being that quirky browser toy to somehow taking over the entire development ecosystem. Now we're all stuck with package.json files larger than our actual code and 47,000 dependencies just to center a div. The enthusiasm drain is real - nothing kills your coding passion quite like realizing you'll need to understand someone else's JS spaghetti code with 15 different design patterns and zero comments.

Regular ghosts? Mildly startling. Force pushing to delete the master branch? That's the kind of terror that makes grown developers cry. The ghost was just practicing, but that last command is the real horror story. Nothing says "I've made a terrible mistake" quite like accidentally nuking your production branch at 4:59 PM on a Friday.

Behold the sacred gender symbols of our time! Female? Simple. Male? Basic. But a PROGRAMMER ? Honey, that's a whole different species with arrows pointing in MULTIPLE directions simultaneously while juggling a USB stick! Because why commit to just ONE path when you can have 17 git branches, 42 browser tabs, and an existential crisis before lunch? The programmer gender doesn't just multitask—it multi-EXISTS in parallel universes where both solutions work and fail at the same time. Schrödinger's code, darling!