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Content Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: - 15 years Python - 30 years SQL - 20 vears AWS -15 years Spark -15 years Terraform - Core contributor to assembly code base - Team plaver - Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred. - Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SOL - Proiect Management experience - Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch. - Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network - Open source contributor at least 5 projects. - Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more - Managed CICD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users -Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred. Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap. The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of desktop elitists watching laptop peasants dare to *checks notes* ENJOY COMPUTING ON THE GO! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY of someone coding without a 50-pound gaming rig and seventeen monitors! Desktop warriors clutching their RGB pearls while laptop heathens frolic in coffee shops with their puny machines, writing the same code but with the outrageous benefit of SUNLIGHT and HUMAN INTERACTION! The HORROR! Next you'll tell me they don't even have custom water cooling systems that require a second mortgage! The nerve of some people, honestly!

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