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What starts as a simple "model a car" assignment quickly descends into quantum physics. Just another day where inheritance hierarchies spiral out of control until you're implementing abstract quarks. And they wonder why the project is six months behind schedule. Next week: implementing the String Theory interface because someone in management read about it in a magazine.

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The eternal developer's paradox: You spend hours explaining why a feature is technically unsound, logically flawed, and practically useless. Your entire team agrees it's a disaster waiting to happen. Then the client sees it and acts like you've invented sliced bread 2.0. That moment when your professional trauma gets mistaken for genius... and somehow you still have to support this monstrosity for the next five years. But hey, the invoice cleared!

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When you finally achieve that pristine state of organization and immediately lock it down like a deprecated GitHub repo. The house is now in maintenance mode—look but don't touch. No new features, no bug fixes, just pure, untouched perfection that will inevitably get messy again within 24 hours. The "read-only" part hits different though. It's giving the same energy as when you mark a project as archived because you know the second someone touches it, merge conflicts will emerge from the void. Except instead of code, it's dishes in the sink and laundry on the couch.