Vibe Coder

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Vibe Coder

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You know someone's coding purely on vibes when they start sprinkling emojis into their codebase like it's a text message to their bestie. Nothing screams "I have no idea what I'm doing but I'm having fun" quite like a `// TODO: fix this later 😅` comment or a variable named `isValid✅`.

These are the developers who treat their IDE like a social media app, adding 🚀 to deployment scripts and 💀 next to buggy functions. Sure, your code might fail in production, but at least it'll fail with personality. The technical debt is real, but the aesthetic? *Chef's kiss* 👨‍🍳💋

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