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When your RGB RAM costs the same as a used car, you know you've entered the PC building dimension where priorities get... interesting. That Corsair Dominator Titanium DDR5 kit will set you back enough to buy a perfectly functional 2004 Volkswagen Golf. Both will get you places, but only one has RGB lighting and marginally better compile times. The real kicker? You'll justify the RAM purchase by saying "but I need it for Docker containers" while that Golf could actually take you to the office. But let's be honest, nobody's choosing reliable transportation over shaving 0.3 seconds off their webpack build time. Priorities are priorities.

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The classic "it works on my machine" defense just got absolutely demolished by reality. Developer's smug confidence about their local environment immediately crumbles when the PM suggests the obvious solution—just ship your whole setup to production. What's beautiful here is how the developer instantly pivots from "works perfectly" to demanding reproducible steps. Translation: "Please don't make me admit I have 47 environment variables hardcoded, a specific Node version from 2019, and three random npm packages installed globally that I forgot about." The PM's response is pure gold because it exposes the fundamental problem—if you can't explain WHY it works on your machine, you haven't actually fixed anything. You've just found a configuration that accidentally works. Docker was invented specifically because of conversations like this.

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The face you make when someone can't convert binary to decimal during a technical interview. 1010 is obviously 10 in decimal! It's Binary 101 (which is 5 in decimal, by the way). The fictitious "Unga Bunga Programming Language" perfectly captures that primitive feeling when you watch someone struggle with the most fundamental computer science concept. Like watching a caveman try to compile C++.