This Is What Hard Coding Looks Like

When someone said "avoid hardcoding," they definitely didn't mean this. A bed literally shaped like an S-curve because apparently flexibility and maintainability don't apply to furniture design either. This is what happens when you commit your configuration values directly into production without thinking about future changes. Sure, it works... until someone wants to actually sleep straight or, you know, move. The physical embodiment of that one function with 47 magic numbers that nobody dares to refactor because "it just works." Sweet dreams debugging your sleeping position!