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The entire AI economy balancing on the tiny ball of "reasoning LLMs" while desperate developers beg their models to just return valid JSON without screwing up the syntax is painfully real. Six months of development, millions in VC funding, and your entire product crashes because an AI can't remember to close a curly brace. Meanwhile, VCs are throwing cash at anything with "agentic" in the pitch deck. The modern tech equivalent of building a mansion on a toothpick foundation and wondering why it keeps falling over.

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OMG, the AUDACITY of this pick-up line! 💀 For the uninitiated souls: stdio.h is the standard input/output header file in C programming that you MUST #include if you want your program to actually, you know, FUNCTION like a normal member of society. This programmer is basically saying "I can't possibly exist without you" in the nerdiest way humanly possible. It's the digital equivalent of writing a sonnet except WORSE because it involves SYNTAX. The absolute DESPERATION of turning basic programming requirements into romance is just... *chef's kiss* tragic brilliance.