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The progression from recreational substances to AI news is the ultimate burnout pipeline. While alcohol makes you squinty, weed makes you red-eyed, and cocaine makes you wide-awake paranoid, nothing compares to the soul-crushing exhaustion of trying to track every new AI model release, capability, and controversy. Your eyeballs practically melt into your skull as you desperately refresh Hacker News every 4 minutes to see if your programming skills are obsolete yet. It's like being in an abusive relationship with Moore's Law where the breakup text is written in DALL-E generated hieroglyphics.

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When someone complains about getting 1's and 0's and the response is "that's boolshit" – it's the kind of pun that makes you groan and laugh simultaneously. The wordplay here is *chef's kiss* – combining "boolean" (the data type that literally stores true/false as 1's and 0's) with a certain four-letter word to create the perfect programming dad joke. The beauty is in the double meaning: they're literally talking about boolean values (which are represented as 1 and 0 in binary), but the pun suggests it's nonsense. It's like the programming equivalent of "sounds fishy" but for data types. Every developer has stared at binary output or boolean logic at 3 AM wondering if it's all just... well, boolshit.

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