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Senior dev asks if you checked the PR before merging. Junior dev proceeds to confidently slam that table with zero hesitation, declaring "AI did it" like it's a valid code review methodology. The absolute audacity of trusting AI-generated code without review is both terrifying and relatable. We've all been there—Copilot autocompletes 50 lines, tests pass (maybe), and suddenly you're shipping to prod with the confidence of someone who definitely did NOT read the diff. The junior's unwavering certainty in the face of reasonable questions is *chef's kiss* peak developer energy. Pro tip: "AI did it" is not an acceptable answer during incident postmortems, no matter how confidently you slam the table.

Nothing says "sweet dreams" like posting a job in Dallas that's actually in Delhi with a U.S. salary range to bait candidates. HR sleeps like a baby while developers spend hours crafting cover letters for positions that require "relocation to our vibrant Bangalore campus" buried in paragraph 17 of the description. The classic corporate bait-and-switch where "remote friendly" means "remote as long as you're within walking distance of the Ganges." Meanwhile, the recruiter's LinkedIn is blowing up with "Why aren't Americans applying for tech jobs anymore?"

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Remember 2010? When a homeless guy coding HTML for food was a joke? Fast forward to 2024, and suddenly we're all one framework update away from that cardboard sign. The tech industry's evolution has been less "innovation curve" and more "existential horror movie." Back then, we laughed at HTML being considered a survival skill. Now we're watching junior devs with 12 frameworks and a GitHub full of projects getting rejected for not having "10+ years of Svelte experience." The real horror isn't the job market—it's realizing that cardboard sign guy was just 14 years ahead of his time. A true visionary entrepreneur with impeccable market timing.

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