Someone tries to be diplomatic with the whole "all languages are valid" speech, and programmers collectively decide that's heresy worthy of immediate execution. The beautiful irony here is that while the dev community loves to preach inclusivity and "use the right tool for the job," the moment someone mentions their stack, the pitchforks come out. PHP devs get roasted. JavaScript gets mocked for its type coercion. Python gets called slow. C++ devs are accused of loving segfaults. Nobody is safe. The truth? We're all just one bad take away from being crucified in the tech Twitter wasteland. Choose your language wisely, because the internet never forgets—and neither do your code reviewers.
There Are Wrong Choices
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