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The eternal curse of fragile code! First panel: pure ecstasy after battling a bug for days. Hearts in eyes, maniacal grin—the universal face of "IT WORKS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY." Second panel: the horror when your code spontaneously combusts because you dared to look at it wrong. It's like that house of cards that collapses when someone three rooms away sneezes. The code doesn't just break—it takes personal offense at your happiness. This is why programmers develop trust issues with their own creations.

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Content If the compiler can detect there is a semicolon missing in line 42, then why just it can't put a semicolon itself? CSS error javascript web C java code node.js 19th January 2020, 11:37 AM Ambitious Coder 5 Answers NEW ANSWER Sort by: Votes 4 Compilers's errors or warning aren't there for nothing. They are here to tell you that something went wrong on a specific line. Even if it knows what's the mistake, it isn't his job to correct it. Else, it would create even more errors, because it doesn't know in which way you've implementing your solution. Imagine a compiler saying : 'Error, print is not defined, did you mean printf' then the compiler replace print with print. In fact, you really want to call a function named print, but you forgot including the right header. Then, all vour code is false and vou have to correct the compiler's correction manuallv : that's not worth!

Watching someone print out code for review is like witnessing a crime against modern development practices. In 2023? SERIOUSLY? That's 30+ pages of perfectly good trees sacrificed to the debugging gods when we have perfectly good monitors, version control, and code review tools. The confused Tom face perfectly captures that moment of "Did I just time travel back to 1995?" Nothing says "I don't trust Git" like killing forests to manually track changes with a red pen. Bonus horror: imagine them printing JavaScript with all those nested callbacks and dependencies!

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