Writing Tests Be Like

OMG, the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS of writing test cases! 😱 You're sitting there, pointing out the BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS like some kind of software Sherlock: "Hmm, yes, this function returns a value when called. THE FLOOR IS INDEED MADE OF FLOOR." And then you spend THREE HOURS documenting that water is wet and integers can be added together. The sheer DRAMA of having to verify that your code does exactly what it's supposed to do - as if that wasn't THE ENTIRE POINT of writing it in the first place! Developers everywhere WEEPING as they write their 47th assertion that null is, in fact, still null. 💀