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Ask any Linux user what distro you should use and watch them immediately launch into a passionate defense of their own choice while politely nodding at yours. It's like asking a parent which kid is their favorite—they'll say "they're all great!" but you know damn well they have a preference. The truth? Everyone thinks their distro is objectively superior while simultaneously respecting your terrible decision to use something else. Ubuntu users think Arch users are masochists. Arch users think Ubuntu users can't read documentation. Gentoo users are still compiling and can't join the conversation yet. Pro tip: The best distro is whichever one you've already spent 6 hours customizing and are now too emotionally invested to switch from.

So you start with "STOP USING LINUX" (the gateway drug), then move to "STOP USING DISTROS" (because apparently the entire concept of distributions is now problematic), then "STOP USING HYPRLAND" (getting oddly specific here), and finally "STOP USING macOS" (because why stop at reasonable takes when you can speedrun becoming That Guy™). The progression from rejecting an entire OS family to nitpicking window managers to hating on Apple is the tech equivalent of "first they came for the penguins, and I said nothing." Each video gets progressively more unhinged, like watching someone's descent into madness but with more opinions about package managers. Next up: "STOP USING COMPUTERS" followed by "STOP USING ELECTRICITY" and finally "RETURN TO MONKE, CODE WITH STICKS."