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The Whole Internet Relies On That One Shark

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5 months ago 817,394 views 11 shares

The Whole Internet Relies On That One Shark

infrastructure-memes, dns-memes, internet-memes, cloud-memes, opensource-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

So that's what's holding up the internet - a precarious tower of technology balanced on Linus Torvalds' shoulders with a random shark at the DNS level. Turns out those underwater cables aren't the most concerning part of our infrastructure. The real MVP is that shark guarding the DNS servers while C developers write dynamic arrays, Rust devs do their thing, and some web dev quietly sabotages himself in the corner. Meanwhile, unpaid open source developers and "whatever Microsoft is doing" somehow keep this Jenga tower from collapsing. Sleep well tonight knowing your entire digital existence depends on this absurd tech stack and one very dedicated fish.

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