The Vibes Are Different Now

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The Vibes Are Different Now

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That moment when you revisit your own code from 24 hours ago and it feels like you're doing forensic archaeology on an alien civilization. You know you wrote it. Your git blame confirms it. But the logic? The variable names? The architectural decisions? Completely unrecognizable. It's like past-you was in a different mental state entirely—maybe caffeinated, maybe sleep-deprived, definitely operating on a wavelength that present-you can no longer access. The mounting horror as you realize you'll need to actually understand this before you can modify it is palpable. Pro tip: future-you is already judging the code you're writing right now.

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