Let's Move On And Upgrade

version control Technical debt Feature creep Legacy code Developer frustration Code refactoring Software maintenance Software evolution Ancient codebase Tech upgrades

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Let's Move On And Upgrade

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The eternal developer paradox: screaming about too many new features while simultaneously working on a codebase so ancient it probably predates the internet. It's like complaining about your neighbor's loud music while refusing to replace your Windows 95 machine. The real horror isn't the legacy code—it's that moment when you realize you've become the office historian: "Let me tell you youngsters about the days before we had version control..."

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