Let's Move On And Upgrade

Legacy code Feature creep Technical debt Ancient codebase Software maintenance Developer frustration version control Code refactoring Software evolution Tech upgrades

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Let's Move On And Upgrade

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The eternal developer paradox: screaming about too many new features while simultaneously working on a codebase so ancient it probably predates the internet. It's like complaining about your neighbor's loud music while refusing to replace your Windows 95 machine. The real horror isn't the legacy code—it's that moment when you realize you've become the office historian: "Let me tell you youngsters about the days before we had version control..."

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