The Ultimate Programmer Sacrifice

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The Ultimate Programmer Sacrifice

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The ultimate programmer pickup line that actually works! Fixing printers is like the final boss of tech support—a nightmare realm where even seasoned developers fear to tread. When a programmer offers to fix your printer, that's not just flirting... that's basically a marriage proposal. Printer drivers exist in that special circle of hell where documentation goes to die and logic ceases to exist. The fact that he's willing to battle those cryptic error codes and mysterious paper jams? That's true love in binary form.

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