The Ultimate Programmer Sacrifice

Ah, the ancient ritual of code review. That moment when you're staring at someone else's spaghetti logic like a caveman discovering fire for the first time. No comments, variable names like 'x1', 'temp', and 'doStuff', and nested if-statements seven layers deep. Your brain just goes "confused unga bunga" as you try to decipher what dark magic the previous developer was attempting to summon. The only thing missing is banging rocks together hoping for documentation to appear.

Content nVIDIA. v 4 I wrote a bot to inflate scalper prices, with.. Q I wrote a bot to inflate scalper price s, with no intention to purchase skateordiedgk 6h Like you all, I waited up all night for the launch, refreshing the page vigorously trying to get a 3080 for myself. Notify to sold out, instantly. I saw all the bots on ebay selling them for 1200-1400 and was so salty that I wrote a quick bot to target Ebay auctions. The bot makes an account and puts in ridiculous bids that no one will pay. If it is an auction, the scalper ain't profiting now. Those 6-20k bids on ebay is my bot making sure they don't sell their scalped product, because when the auction is over, no payment will be fulfilled. Hopefully for us all, they will be back in stock soon. Good luck everybody

DARLING, SWEETIE, HONEY! A new JavaScript framework just launched? How utterly GROUNDBREAKING! 🙄 The JavaScript ecosystem is LITERALLY DROWNING in frameworks that pop up faster than mushrooms after rain! That poor glowing skeleton is all of us - absolutely DEVASTATED by the sheer AUDACITY of yet another framework claiming to revolutionize web development. The skeleton's response is pure GOLD: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" Because HONESTLY, at this point announcing you're a new JS framework is like announcing you're wearing socks. Nobody. Is. Impressed.

Content Kelly Snyder KelOfKells 20 may. I'm sorry, I know someone worked very hard on this. I thought that after two years my feelings would fade, but the Slack logo is four ducks all sniffing each other's butts and I'm tired of pretending it's not. 9 521 17 8,409 49.1K

Content 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States now. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming For example: MyObj.IsVisible Myobj.visibleth share edited Oct 25 '11 at 21:35 community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 AlishahNovin 21 This is a joke, right? - Philip Jun 10 '11 at 19:09

Content KingArthur 2mo ago We need an IDE that makes the vine boom sound effect every time your code doesn't compile. 508 16 REPLIES