Hardware struggles Memes

When your laptop is running so hot it's basically a panini press at this point. That's not thermal throttling, that's thermal *threatening*. The CPU isn't just overheating—it's literally grilling itself into submission while you wait seventeen years for Docker containers to spin up and your IDE to load. Every developer has been there: watching your laptop transform from a computing device into a portable George Foreman grill, wondering if you should just cook breakfast on it while waiting for those 47 Chrome tabs and 12 VS Code windows to boot up. The startup time isn't measured in seconds anymore—it's measured in how many eggs you can fry.

HONEY, PLEASE! While she's worried about infidelity, he's having an existential crisis over display technology! The AUDACITY of this man lying awake at night, not because of relationship problems, but because the tech industry has BETRAYED him by not making affordable 1080p OLED monitors! The sheer DRAMA of prioritizing pixel perfection over pillow talk! This is the ultimate programmer relationship red flag—when your partner's love language is refresh rates and color accuracy instead of actual human connection! 💔