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The duality of game development in one perfect image. On the right: bright-eyed dreamer imagining epic worlds and gameplay mechanics. On the left: the hollow shell of a human who actually tried implementing collision detection at 3am while debugging why NPCs keep walking through walls. The journey from "I'll make the next Minecraft" to "I'll settle for a cube that doesn't fall through the floor" takes approximately 37 hours.

OH MY GOD, SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! This poor CPU is literally running at the temperature of a THOUSAND SUNS! 🔥 15,404,226,624,618,496°C?! That's not a computer anymore, honey, that's a portal to the underworld! The laws of physics have left the chat, the universe is melting, and yet Windows is just casually displaying it like "yeah, this is fine." Meanwhile, your motherboard has probably transcended into another dimension where silicon exists as plasma. But sure, go ahead and download Ryzen Master while your computer is LITERALLY HOTTER THAN THE BIG BANG! 💅

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This is the programming equivalent of asking for McDonald's and your mom saying "we have food at home" — except the food at home is MATLAB. If you've ever had the misfortune of using MATLAB, you know it's that weird cousin of programming languages that engineers and academics love but actual software developers avoid like a production bug on Friday afternoon. It's powerful for math and matrices (hence the name), but coding in it feels like trying to build a website using only a scientific calculator. The $2000+ license fee is just the cherry on top of this engineering department nightmare.

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