Time waste Memes

You know what's great? Scheduling a 45-minute meeting with six people to discuss something that could've been resolved with a single Jira comment. That's 4.5 hours of collective human productivity evaporated into the void, all because someone thought "let's sync up" was more efficient than typing "approved, ship it." But hey, at least everyone got to hear about Karen's weekend plans and watch Dave struggle with his microphone for the first ten minutes. Truly irreplaceable collaboration. The "Change My Mind" format is perfect here because deep down we all know it's true, but we'll keep accepting those calendar invites anyway like the corporate lemmings we are.