The Incredible Bulk: Graphics Card Evolution

Someone tried to dunk on Linux by saying it "never succeeded" and got absolutely obliterated with a comeback about embedded systems. Because yeah, Linux totally failed... except it's running on literally billions of devices including the servers hosting that tweet, Android phones, routers, smart fridges, and apparently adult toys. The "sry bro" makes it even funnier because dude walked right into that one. Nothing says success like being so ubiquitous that people forget you're everywhere.

When your OS and GPU are about to become digital fossils in the same month. Windows 10 and NVIDIA's GTX 9/10 series are getting the "it's not you, it's me" treatment in October. Millions of perfectly functional systems suddenly crying out in terror before being silenced by obsolescence. The ultimate tech bro handshake of doom—united in their mutual journey to the software graveyard while your wallet quietly weeps in the corner.

Remember when NVIDIA politely asked you to upgrade your graphics card? Those were the days. Now they sit on their silicon throne, looking down at us mere mortals with contempt. "Buy our $2000 GPU or continue living in your pathetic low-polygon world, peasant." The transformation from humble tech company to aristocratic overlord is complete. And we just keep throwing money at them like the desperate frame-rate addicts we are.

"Ignore RGB" they said, as their PC case literally transforms into a miniature sun. That PC isn't running code—it's conducting nuclear fusion. The irony of developers spending $3000 on hardware just to open Spotify and VS Code is not lost on me. And let's not forget the temperature display showing what must be the CPU's desperate cry for help. Nothing says "I'm a serious programmer" like being able to toast marshmallows from three feet away while debugging.

OH MY GOD! A WHOLE 500 LINES OF CODE?! IN A VEHICLE?! *faints dramatically* Meanwhile, every developer is staring at their million-line codebase thinking, "That's cute, my coffee machine has more code than your entire car." The absolute AUDACITY to call 500 lines "complex" when modern web browsers contain more code than the entire history of transportation combined. This ad is the programming equivalent of someone bragging about their "extreme" workout routine of walking up a single flight of stairs. 💀

Someone just casually stole an entire server's worth of RAM sticks and is making their escape. That's probably like $5,000+ worth of memory modules just chilling in a car. Either they're "borrowing" hardware from the office to upgrade their gaming rig, or they just discovered the company's decommissioned equipment isn't being monitored. The real question is: did they test each stick before yoinking them, or are they about to get home and discover half of them are faulty? Nothing says "I quit" quite like literally taking your work's memory with you—both figuratively and literally.