OH. MY. GOD. When your bathroom decor becomes a PERSONAL ATTACK! π Those mosaic tiles are LITERALLY a GitHub contribution graph showing the tragic demise of your coding productivity! Dense clusters of activity at the beginning, then gradually fading into sad, empty white spaces of shame. Even your BATHROOM is judging your commitment issues! The universe is basically screaming "maybe if you spent less time on the toilet and more time coding, your contribution graph wouldn't look like a digital ghost town!" I can't even shower in peace without being reminded of my professional failures!
My Bathroom Tiles Remind Me Of My Dwindling Commit Frequency
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