The Side Project Emotional Rollercoaster

Content when the meeting is at 11, now it's 11:01 and the meeting room is still occupied

Content CHOP CHOP CHOP AARGH WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP ? BIN IT COS WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH 18 FTHIS IS BRIDGE WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

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The first block makes 1000 network calls to add numbers. The second just adds them locally. And yet some developers will still ask "why is my code so slow?" while their app makes HTTP requests to add 2+2. It's like driving to the grocery store to use their calculator when you have one on your phone. Sure, both methods get you the sum, but one involves putting on pants.

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Whoever wrote this switch statement clearly never heard of a HashMap. They're out here mapping Samsung Galaxy Buds models to their product codes like it's 1999. Instead of this monstrosity with 10+ case statements, they could've just done: const productCodes = {"Galaxy Buds FE": "R400XX", ...} and then return productCodes[var] || "default"; But hey, who needs elegant solutions when you can write code that scrolls for days? Bonus points for the completely random product codes that follow no logical pattern whatsoever. Samsung's engineers are probably the same people who name their variables a1, a2, a3...