The Real Truth About Programming

The eternal battle between Microsoft's desperate pleas and Linux users' defiant independence is perfectly captured here. Microsoft is literally begging you not to download Chrome while simultaneously pushing Edge down your throat like an overeager parent with vegetables. Meanwhile, Linux users are treating Microsoft like an annoying insect - cracking their command-line whips and shooing away anything that doesn't respect their freedom to choose. The imagery of commanding Git with a bullwhip is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I'm in control of my computing destiny" like manually compiling your kernel while laughing maniacally.

Content Me reading the Documentation Me reading 900 comments of two strangers arguing on the internet SUEr HUMOR

Content When you thought you made an efficient algorithm but it's actually On!?) (confused unga bunga)

Content IVE FINALLY FOUND IT. AFTER 15 Hours The reason my code doesn't work Robotatertotco1 You're using angle degrees instead of radians

Content Is this a recursion Is this a recursion? Is this a recursion? Is this a recursion? 64R

The four horsemen of code review: showing someone your code, them laughing at it, you defending it with a serious face, and then the horrifying realization it's already in production. That moment when your colleague points out your nested ternary operators and you're like "Yeah but it works" only to realize later your monstrosity is handling financial transactions for 2 million users. Whoops.