The Real Truth About Programming

The only relationship where getting errors is a sign of love. The Rust compiler might tell you that you're a complete failure who can't count parameters correctly, but at least it's consistent and helps you grow. Meanwhile, your toxic ex can't be tamed even with unsafe{} blocks. Both will make you cry at 2 AM, but only one actually cares about your memory safety.

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

Content FESS Fesshole HOLE fesshole The publisher of the PS2 game I was working on threatened to pull funding if the game didn't maintain a steady 30fps. It ran at 20 at best. We couldn't optimise it any more so eventually just wrote some code that added 10 to the FPS counter. They were happy, game shipped on time

Content The Developer y VishalMalvi Have a great weekend!! 1 hope your code behaves on Monday the same way it did it on Friday.