The Prodigy Has Been Born

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The nested cardboard boxes perfectly capture the existential dread of writing nested <div> tags in HTML. Just when you think you've closed all your tags, surprise! You're still 17 levels deep in a container hell of your own making. This is what happens when CSS Grid is too scary so you just keep adding <div> wrappers until your layout accidentally works. The "HERE WE GO CODING HTML AGAIN" caption has the same energy as sighing heavily before opening your 8th StackOverflow tab of the morning. Frontend veterans know: we don't write HTML, we apologize to it.

Ah, the eternal struggle of enterprise software! While computer science students slave away learning elegant O(log n) binary search trees and O(√n) quantum algorithms, some poor dev in 1997 just threw in a linear O(n) search and called it a day. Now we're all sitting here like Bigfoot—evolved beings contemplating why we tolerate scrolling through 10,000 records when a proper index would fix everything. The real miracle isn't the search algorithm—it's the supernatural patience of users who've been conditioned to believe that computers just take that long to find things. Stockholm syndrome, but for terrible UX.

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