The Prodigy Has Been Born

The eternal battle between Agile and Waterfall methodologies played out through a Friends scene. Two project managers trying to one-up each other — she's spelling out "SCRUM" letter by letter while he's just waiting for his punchline: "WATERFALL WITH POKER." That smug smile at the end is every old-school PM who's seen methodologies come and go but still uses their trusty Gantt chart in secret. It's the software development equivalent of "I was doing this before it was cool" but with twice the meetings.

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THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Someone's marketing team just discovered why camelCase and proper spacing are the HOLY GRAIL of programming! The hashtag #SUSANALBUMPARTY was supposed to celebrate Susan Boyle's album release, but instead created the most catastrophic parsing error in social media history! This is what happens when you skip the code review, people! The difference between SusanAlbumParty and SusAnalBumParty is literally just proper capitalization standing between a music celebration and... something ENTIRELY different. Spaces and camelCase would have saved lives here, but nooo, hashtags don't allow spaces and someone skipped Naming Conventions 101. This is why developers drink.

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Oh, welcome to modern programming—where your IDE is just a browser with five AI tabs open. Remember when we used to debug our own code? Now we're just glorified AI wranglers, making the machines fight each other for the best solution. The truly painful part isn't even the AI dependency—it's the brutal self-awareness at the end. "It's me." Yeah buddy, it's all of us now. We've evolved from Stack Overflow copy-paste artists to AI response evaluators. Progress? Next week we'll just have AIs asking other AIs and cut out the middleman entirely. My job security is weeping in the corner.