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The Prodigy Has Been Born

Programmer lifestyle Hello world Pepe First program Coding parents 4chan Programmer dreams Baby coder

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1 year ago 274,720 views 1 shares

The Prodigy Has Been Born

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The ultimate programmer fantasy just dropped! Some poor soul's kid skipped "goo goo ga ga" and went straight to the universal first line of code. That baby's destined for a life of debugging other people's spaghetti code and explaining to relatives why their printer isn't working. The prophecy of the chosen one who'll finally document their code properly is upon us! Next milestone: crying in binary when the build fails.

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