The Prodigy Has Been Born

Content MOMMY, WHO MAKES CHRISTMAS TOYS? THE ELVES! WOW REALLY? EVEN VIDEO GAMES? OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT. SURE! C FOR DUMMIES JEGO ProgrammerHumor. io

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Your hacky code works because we convinced a fancy rock to do math. Let's not forget the crucial first steps though - we had to flatten said rock into a silicon wafer and zap it with electricity. Next time your janky regex actually matches what you want, thank the electrified pebble doing billions of calculations per second while having absolutely no idea what it's doing. It's like training a pet rock for the Olympics, except the rock doesn't even know it's competing.

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Taking language learning advice too literally. While most people would chat with native speakers to learn French or Spanish, this poor soul is face-to-face with an actual python snake, probably whispering "print('Hello World')" and wondering why it's not responding with proper syntax errors. At least he's committed to immersion learning.

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