The Prodigy Has Been Born

Content Me and my colleague trying our best for the company Me occasionally when my colleague is tired and I try to cover for them howtoeatsnakecomics My boss with his terrible management skills

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Content Nick nicksfurry i didnt think i was very opinionated on code until i met someone that does it wrong 12:09 91021 Twitter for iPhone

Content lily-peet You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard. If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they're a writer. If the WASD keys are worn out, they're a PC gamer. If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they're an artist. wirehead-wannabe If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

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The handshake meme that unites developers and politicians under the common banner of "solving issues by creating new ones" is painfully accurate. Developers fix bugs by introducing three more undocumented features, while politicians solve healthcare by breaking something else entirely. It's the circle of technical debt but for society! The only difference? Developers eventually have to face their code in production, while politicians can just blame the previous administration's codebase. At least we have Stack Overflow - politicians are still using Yahoo Answers from 2005.