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The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan

The Ultimate Tech Support Escape Plan
The ultimate family tech support escape plan. CS degree holder discovers that coming out as "lightbulb.jpg" is far more effective than explaining for the 500th time that "turning it off and on again" actually works. The sheer genius of trading occasional holiday dinners for never having to fix Aunt Karen's printer that "worked fine yesterday." Modern problems require modern solutions - and sometimes those solutions involve getting disowned. Worth it.

The Prodigy Has Been Born

The Prodigy Has Been Born
The ultimate programmer fantasy just dropped! Some poor soul's kid skipped "goo goo ga ga" and went straight to the universal first line of code. That baby's destined for a life of debugging other people's spaghetti code and explaining to relatives why their printer isn't working. The prophecy of the chosen one who'll finally document their code properly is upon us! Next milestone: crying in binary when the build fails.

All I Did Was Ask A Question

All I Did Was Ask A Question
The developer food chain in its natural habitat. Stack Overflow: "Closed as duplicate" (without linking the original). Reddit: "Go Google it lmao" (while downvoting you to oblivion). Hacker News: "This is not an appropriate forum for questions" (followed by a 5-paragraph rant about how you're using the wrong language). 4chan: "KYS nooder" (somehow the most helpful response because at least they're honest about their contempt). Finding programming help online is like asking directions in four different countries where everyone hates tourists.